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July 1st 2008

Bionic Diaper.

Bionic Diaper

Got your attention? It got mine.

Our bathroom is a place of total serenity. A library of sorts. It’s a literary space where one can read such works as Star Magazine, The Zone, My Saab Drivers manual and many other great pieces of literature. It’s a place where you ease your mind without the use of narcotics. It’s a place with a door that locks.

Today, however, was different.

After a large cup of Paul Newman’s coffee I made my way over to the bathroom. Turned on the water to wash my hands. Wash my hands. Did you think I was going to go another direction with this?

Anyhow, as I turned around to dry my hands on the 8000 thread count towel I noticed a pile of diapers sitting in the toilet. In recent days the throne has become my son’s new favorite playground. Last week he dumped (no pun intended) a whole bag of Cheese Gold Fish into the toilet.

As I reached down and removed the diapers I was amazed at the size of the bottom diaper sitting in the water. It looked like a giant pumpkin squash. It was huge. When I pulled it out, the weight must have been at least 7 pounds and barely a drop of water trickled down. It was insane.

A true bionic diaper.

I know what you’re all thinking.

This guy is nuts. What does this have to do with real estate.



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