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Glenwood Section of Short Hills

September 16th, 2008

The name Short Hills often makes people think of multimillion dollar homes, large luxury vehicles and small dogs wearing Hermes sweaters.

The fact is, however, that there are many homes priced under a million dollars, not everyone in town drives a luxury car and not all small dogs in Short Hills wear Hermes. My Bichon Gigi [...]

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Chicken John — What I Ate For Dinner Every Monday Until I Turned 18.

July 22nd, 2008

This is a special post written by my father. Took him long enough.

Beginning in 1971, when Jesse was around 4 years old, until 1986, when he went off to college at NYU, I was a full-time single father. During those years, in which I regularly cooked dinner and we ate together, I perfected a rotating [...]

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Bionic Diaper.

July 1st, 2008

Got your attention? It got mine.
Our bathroom is a place of total serenity. A library of sorts. It’s a literary space where one can read such works as Star Magazine, The Zone, My Saab Drivers manual and many other great pieces of literature. It’s a place where you ease your mind without the use of [...]

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Sandy Hook Gets Naked.

July 1st, 2008

Those Old Bon Jovi records too warped to play. Why not do something interesting this weekend.
Take a day trip to Sandy Hook. Be free.
Here’s the whole story from the New York Times.

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Nudist AA Meeting

June 25th, 2008

Like Peter Sellers in Being There — “I like to watch.” What I like to watch are Key Words. Key Words that people type into google that beam them up to this site. Mybloglog.com does this very well — so I check it every morning.
I’m happy to report that if you type Nudist AA [...]

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South Orange Parking Permits.

June 10th, 2008

Come on. Don’t you want to walk to the train every morning? It’s great exercise.
No.
Ok. Well here’s the info on getting a parking permit in South Orange.
South Orange- Parking Permits are available at the Parking Authority Office, Second Floor of Village Hall, (973) 378-7715. Residential commuter permits (6am -10 pm) are available monthly [...]

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Trader Joe’s Westfield and Florham Park.

June 2nd, 2008

A couple of weeks ago, I was speaking with the buyer of one of my listings about Trader Joe’s. She had never heard of the place. Never tasted a glass of Charles Shaw wine, eaten a TJ’s Chicken Gorgonzola or inhaled a pint of Double Rainbow ice cream. I just couldn’t believe it.

Trader [...]

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New Age Jersey.

May 21st, 2008

So have you ever been to Kip’s Castle? Kip’s what? Kip’s Castle in Montclair, New Jersey.
The answer will probably be “no” unless you were one of the loyal followers of Bagwan Shree Rashneesh who owned the property back in he 70’s and 80’s. Known for rockin’ bright purple outfits — the Rashneesh did their [...]

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New Jersey — Birthplace of the American Nudist Colony.

May 14th, 2008

It’s true. Learned it last night when I was eating dinner. My wife heard it on the radio driving home from work. When she told me, I almost hit the floor. Literally.
New Jersey has a nudist colony? No way.
We tried to visualize what this nudist colony might look like. Who would be there. What they [...]

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Main St. in Millburn.

May 8th, 2008

Just in case anyone missed this sign in Millburn. I know this might be a tough one, but if you’re not already a CEO — here’s your opportunity.
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